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Your dream handle might be back on the market, but would you need to cough up seven figures for it?

October 22, 2025

Apple pairs a quiet screen with a powerful voice—Jane Goodall’s final narration turns the Mac into a canvas for imagination.

October 22, 2025

WordPress themes can be customized to your heart’s content. Block themes have the native Site Editor for tweaking styles and templates. Classic themes use the legacy Customizer and accept custom PHP in templates. You can select the option that best fits your needs. Yes, there are different approaches. However, all themes share at least one […]

October 22, 2025

Aldi just served up a look baked to perfection to keep you toasty in the colder months.

October 21, 2025

IKEA’s giving your phone its own bed—place it smartly, rest it fully, and earn rewards while reclaiming your nights.

October 21, 2025

Your feed just got frosted. Dunkin’ brings “Italian brainrot” favorites like Ballerina Cappuccina and Tralalero to the pastry case.

October 21, 2025

Slipknot wants its name back. The band’s suing to recover slipknot.com, accusing the site’s owner of running ads for fake merch.

October 21, 2025

Renovation works gave thieves their cue. Dressed as maintenance workers, they stole royal jewels in plain sight of the Seine.

October 21, 2025

The practice of “vibe” coding has taken the web by storm. Open your favorite artificial intelligence (AI) app, jot down some ideas, and watch it generate code. You can have a functioning result within minutes. WordPress aficionados have jumped on the bandwagon. We use AI to generate new custom plugins and refactor existing ones. It’s […]

October 20, 2025

Porsche isn’t just on the road—now it’s in the kitchen, thanks to these Porsche x Smeg appliances.

October 19, 2025

Under the sea and over the street: SpongeBob’s signature black shoes get a glossy Adidas spin.

October 19, 2025

Image via Windows Blog You can now take a stroll through one of the most memorable screensavers. For its 50th anniversary, Microsoft is putting its best foot forward by releasing a limited-edition footwear bundle inspired by Windows XP. The pair transforms the iconic Bliss wallpaper, featuring those unmistakable rolling green hills under a perfect blue […]

October 18, 2025

OpenAI walks back Sora’s MLK likenesses after offending his family and social media users.

October 18, 2025

Labubu gets collectible all over again—who needs a blind box when you can rip a Chrome pack?

October 18, 2025

Video screenshots via OpenAI [1][2] Since Sora 2’s worldwide debut, social media has been flooded with unnervingly lifelike clips built to engross, loop, and spread. If a video seems too outlandish to be true, you might be staring at its handiwork. But OpenAI’s text-to-video system has gotten good enough that casual tells don’t always show […]

October 18, 2025

Big tech’s quiet relocation continues—Microsoft joins others in moving hardware production beyond China by 2026.

October 18, 2025

Oakley turns up the shine for Swarovski’s 130th anniversary with eyewear built for speed and sparkle.

October 18, 2025

Apple to metal: the US Mint’s 2026 Steve Jobs $1 coin captures the Apple co-founder in calm reflection amid California’s hills.

October 18, 2025

Level up your lunch: McDonald’s Japan and Street Fighter bring you Street Burgers with a side of Ryu, Chun-Li, and Ken.

October 17, 2025

This Halloween, Heinz says to hold the red—and hand over the goth mayo instead.

October 17, 2025