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Balenciaga Bath Towel Skirt Makes You Look Like You Had Time To Shower

by rrollins, November 15, 2023

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Balenciaga’s got the perfect remedy for when you’ve dozed through your alarm and still want to look like you had a shower this morning. But word of caution: be careful of what you wish for.

 

The luxury house had jaws dropping when it unveiled a Towel Skirt as part of its Spring 2024 lineup. While hailing from a different collection, this garment seems to be cut from the same cloth as the brand’s Resort 2024 hotel towel bag.

 

Now, the bizarro bottomwear is ready for preorder.

 

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Right now, Balenciaga’s Towel Skirt is only washed in beige, but gray and black options should be arriving soon. The knee-length piece is made from terry cotton and is meant to sit mid-waist.

 

And while it’s not normally advisable to share your bath towel with others, this is an article of clothing that’s unisex, so there’s no need for a different piece distinguishing his from hers or theirs.

 

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Skirting a fashion faux pas that’s imminent with basic towels haphazardly wrapped around your waist, this garment is fixed with two inner buttons and an adjustable belt, ensuring you’ll never have to worry about it sliding down your hips when you run for the train.

 

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With a Balenciaga logo embroidered at the front, the fashionable towel will wipe US$925 from your bank account. This isn’t your typical bathroom essential. It even needs to be dry-cleaned.

 

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[via Hypebeast, Dazed, Balenciaga, images via Balenciaga]

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