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Heinz wraps its mayo in crochet to win over grandmas—and maybe rewrite the recipe.

March 21, 2026

Labubu, the mischievous sharp‑toothed collectible from Pop Mart and Kasing Lung’s The Monsters line, is making the leap to cinema. Sony Pictures has tapped Paddington director Paul King to helm the live‑action/CGI hybrid, with Dear Evan Hansen writer Steven Levenson co‑writing the script. Pop Mart is partnering on the project, and Lung himself will serve […]

March 21, 2026

From treating pirates to supporting real patients: Chopper just stepped into a whole new role.

March 21, 2026

Not every Banksy theory sticks, and one London man is clearing his name after a viral mix-up.

March 21, 2026

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March 21, 2026

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March 21, 2026

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March 21, 2026

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March 21, 2026

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March 21, 2026

Alysa Liu’s Nike drop turns a skating moment into streetwear, straight from the ice to your closet.

March 20, 2026

One tweak, big impact: MKBHD shares what he’d do differently if he ran YouTube.

March 20, 2026

What if ‘The Scream’ got quieter over time? Scientists say fading pigments could change how we see it by the 24th century.

March 20, 2026

From “I’m tired” to “recharging for peak performance,” this viral tool speaks fluent LinkedIn.

March 20, 2026

Alysa Liu turns Olympic gold into Lucky Charms magic.

March 20, 2026

Keanu Reeves was so impressed by young filmmaker’s project, he spent five years guiding it, completely under wraps.

March 20, 2026

Google’s new AI tool designs by vibe, not wireframe.

March 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026

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March 20, 2026