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Xbox goes pocket-sized—the Ally X could be its priciest console yet.

September 27, 2025

Xiaomi skips 16—its new 17, 17 Pro & 17 Pro Max series aims squarely at the latest iPhones.

September 27, 2025

Anthropologie just made rocks the hottest fall accessory—$1,000 price tag optional.

September 27, 2025

Lenny Kravitz hits design high notes with a home line that blends Malibu ease and modern edge.

September 27, 2025

FIFA’s 2026 mascots have landed: Clutch the eagle, Maple the moose, and Zayu the jaguar. Will they soar, defend, and strike their way into fans’ hearts?

September 27, 2025

System fonts once defined the web’s visual identity, but today they’re mostly fallback options, lacking the personality and control modern typography demands. In a world of variable fonts and expressive design, relying on system fonts isn’t nostalgic—it’s just lazy.

September 27, 2025

Kai Cenat has once again broken Twitch records with Mafiathon 3, surpassing 728,600 subscribers in a marathon stream packed with celebrity guests, viral stunts, and chaotic entertainment. The subathon-style event featured appearances from Mariah Carey, the Jonas Brothers, Kim Kardashian, and more, blending gaming with pop culture spectacle. Cenat’s goal of one million subscribers comes […]

September 26, 2025

Big ears, toothy smiles—and a hidden danger. UK officials block 236,000 fake Labubu dolls failing safety tests.

September 26, 2025

Vita Coco is celebrating Halloween with limited-edition mystery kits featuring Labubu-sized costumes inspired by its Treats flavors—Strawberries & Creme and Orange & Creme. Each kit includes a mini Vita Coco Treats drink, a themed keychain, and a surprise costume designed in-house (not affiliated with Pop Mart). Available exclusively to loyalty members starting October 1, the […]

September 26, 2025

‘Wicked’ water bottles? Yes, please. Elphaba’s emerald or Glinda’s pink—what’s your pick?

September 26, 2025

Skeletons in scrubs proved too much for Mayo. Graveyard Shift Coffee loses its spot after two years of serving the night shift.

September 26, 2025

Daft Punk’s legacy returns in Daft Punk: Encore, a Fortnite tribute experience launching September 27 at 2 PM ET. Though the duo retired in 2021, this immersive event celebrates their music and visuals across zones like Dream Chamber Studios, Robot Rock Arena, and a LEGO “Around the World” world. A supercut of their 2007 Alive […]

September 26, 2025

Taste the beat (but don’t eat it): Bose’s butter-wrapped speaker is pure design snack.

September 26, 2025

Jacob & Co., in collaboration with Costa Design Studio, has transformed its iconic Opera Godfather watch into a $300,000 kinetic sculpture table. Limited to just 20 pieces, the table features over 350 custom components, a Swiss-German mechanical movement with a 7-day power reserve, and twin music boxes that play The Godfather theme. Crafted from stainless […]

September 25, 2025

Before the Losers’ Club, there was Derry’s darkest secret.

September 25, 2025

Cars go couture as Audi lays engine parts like dress patterns.

September 25, 2025

IKEA’s meatball turns 40—and gets a plant-powered sidekick.

September 25, 2025

How about “Croissandra” to keep things fresh?

September 25, 2025

Rembrandt’s dog wasn’t his—new search shows ‘The Night Watch’ canine was borrowed from a 1619 print.

September 25, 2025

Greggs just turned its famous sausage roll into a clutch, and social media is calling it “real British luxury.”

September 25, 2025