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Barbie isn’t just getting dressed this time; she’s calling the shots and drawing inspiration from her world.

April 30, 2026

This tiny Caribbean island is cashing in on AI—without building any AI.

April 30, 2026

He built a hero that defined generations. Rest in peace, Roger Sweet.

April 30, 2026

From deep jewel tones to earthy reds, Milan’s color story is anything but quiet.

April 30, 2026

A chocolate wrapper that cuts your Wi-Fi? What a sweet way to unplug.

April 30, 2026

The internet said go faster, but Scientology’s response was to slow it down.

April 30, 2026

An apple for the teacher, just with a bit more bite.

April 30, 2026

A Place to Call HomeFor a long time, we simply wanted to build something that felt like a home rather than just another portfolio. As a studio, your…

April 30, 2026

Jimmy Kimmel is facing backlash after Donald and Melania Trump demanded ABC fire him over a joke delivered during an April 23 mock Correspondents’ Dinner sketch. Kimmel had described Melania as having “the glow of an expectant widow,” later clarifying it was a roast about the couple’s age difference. The controversy escalated after the real […]

April 29, 2026

Vaseline is freeing the nipple the best way it knows how.

April 29, 2026

When you hit your limit, this stubborn cat just sits on your screen until you take a break.

April 29, 2026

Your dog has a team now—Adidas just dropped World Cup jerseys for four-legged friends.

April 29, 2026

‘Toy Story 5’ breaks an over three-decade streak with a record-first PG rating.

April 29, 2026

Madonna has taken over Grindr’s grid with an immersive Confessions II campaign that turns the platform into a global gayborhood. The activation places the Queen of Pop directly inside the app, featuring exclusive content, dynamic in‑app moments, and limited‑edition drops tied to her upcoming album. Grindr describes the rollout as a community‑driven experience designed to […]

April 29, 2026

Sam Altman says OpenAI is “deeply sorry” for the missed opportunity to act on a dangerous, flagged account before it was too late.

April 29, 2026

Credits: Highly Necessary

April 29, 2026

London just stretched tiramisu further than ever. 1,455 feet—that’s a whole lot of layers.

April 28, 2026

The ‘Matilda’ star warns AI is putting more people, especially children, at risk.

April 28, 2026

OpenAI is reportedly rethinking the smartphone—no apps, just AI doing the work.

April 28, 2026

Fortnite players can now return d4vd items if they want out.

April 28, 2026