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A LEGO Lamborghini Countach Steers Right Into Your Home
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Hublot x Daniel Arsham Join Hands To Craft Rare ‘Droplet’ Pocket Watch
Image courtesy of Hublot Time and art are condensed, for the lack of a better word, into the new creation from Hublot and contemporary artist Daniel Arsham, known for his eroded Future Relics. The duo has crafted a unique timepiece, called the Arsham Droplet pocket watch, that’s both delicate and magnificent. Read full article
June 8, 2024
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Leica Launches ‘LUX’ Mobile App That Puts An Old-School Camera Into Your Pocket
Image via Leica Old is the new new. The smartphone has taken the backseat of late as young photographers lean into retro mediums, rushing to thrift stores to pick up a film or digital camera. Recognizing the returning fascination with the tactile experience and lo-fi aesthetic, Leica has launched the Lux app. Strictly for the […]
June 8, 2024
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Heinz & Kit Kat Take A Lick Of Insanity With… A ‘KitKatChup’ Bar?!
Image via The Kitchen North America Heinz ketchup might pair well with many foods, but you rarely hear chocolate being one of those things. However, it seems that’s a contender coming for french fries’ dipping crown, no thanks to a viral trend on TikTok that swears by the bizarro combination that is Kit Kat and […]
June 8, 2024
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Jin Su Park
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Filmtopia
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Laura Meseguer Studio
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Sakara Life
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L’Enclume
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Few and Far
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Agent Pekka
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Pharrell x LEGO Biopic Trailer Teases New Music—And Many Minifig Superstars
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Suzanne Collins to Publish ‘Hunger Games’ Prequel Novel Come March 2025
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Starlink Gifts Internet To Remote Tribe, Only For It To Develop A Porn Addiction
Photo 281391796 © Ifeelstock | Dreamstime.com A seismic shift has occurred in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, courtesy of Elon Musk’s Starlink. SpaceX’s constellation of low-orbiting satellites has brought the internet to the doorsteps of some of the most remote places on Earth. These include the homes of the Marubo people, a remote tribe […]
June 7, 2024
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Apple Revisits The iPod Nano With A New Compact Body
Left image 233786165 © Jovan Ristic | Dreamstime.com, right image via Apple / USPTO Apple’s AirPods have become a ubiquitous accessory, but the tech giant might be looking to add some functionality to its ever-popular charging case that could be music to the ears of long-time fans and lovers of retro tech candy. A recently […]
June 7, 2024
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Humane Warns AI Pin Users To Stop Using Charging Case ‘Immediately’—May Combust
Image via Humane Humane’s AI Pin, the much-anticipated wearable initially billed as the “iPhone killer,” has stoked the flames of users, quite literally. This time, it’s a cause for concern, not just disappointment. The company recently issued an urgent safety warning imploring customers to “immediately” cease using the charging case due to a potential fire […]
June 7, 2024
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Apple Often Casts its Own Employees to Model in Its Photos
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‘Garfield’ Creator Clarifies Suggestive 1990 Comic That Sent Minds To The Gutter
Illustration 74762454 © Nichacha | Dreamstime.com Is dog semen to Jon Arbuckle what lasagna is to Garfield? A peculiar rumor that has persisted online for years involves the comic strip for May 30, 1990, depicting the Monday-abhoring protagonist’s owner consuming a less-than-palatable beverage. Speculations became so hard to swallow (heh) that the franchise’s creator, Jim […]
June 7, 2024
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Nvidia Is Now Worth Than Apple—as Market Value Surges Past $3 Trillion
The AI chipmaker’s market capitalization has skyrocketed to a staggering $3.014 trillion, surpassing Apple’s valuation of $3.00 trillion. This surge in value is largely attributed to the ongoing AI boom, which has seen mega-cap tech companies scramble to secure Nvidia’s supply-constrained AI-enabling GPU chips.
June 6, 2024
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2024’s Best Comedy Pet Photos Will Help You Get Past The Neigh-Gativity
Dancing Queen by © Vera Faupel / Comedy Pets, highly commended. Image courtesy and featured with permission Paws for laughter! The Comedy Pet Photo Awards has unleashed the winners of its 2024 edition, with Sarah Haskell taking the top prize for her delightful photo titled Not Just for Cats!. The winning shot features her dog […]
June 6, 2024