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L’Enclume
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Few and Far
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Agent Pekka
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Pharrell x LEGO Biopic Trailer Teases New Music—And Many Minifig Superstars
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Suzanne Collins to Publish ‘Hunger Games’ Prequel Novel Come March 2025
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Starlink Gifts Internet To Remote Tribe, Only For It To Develop A Porn Addiction
Photo 281391796 © Ifeelstock | Dreamstime.com A seismic shift has occurred in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, courtesy of Elon Musk’s Starlink. SpaceX’s constellation of low-orbiting satellites has brought the internet to the doorsteps of some of the most remote places on Earth. These include the homes of the Marubo people, a remote tribe […]
June 7, 2024
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Apple Revisits The iPod Nano With A New Compact Body
Left image 233786165 © Jovan Ristic | Dreamstime.com, right image via Apple / USPTO Apple’s AirPods have become a ubiquitous accessory, but the tech giant might be looking to add some functionality to its ever-popular charging case that could be music to the ears of long-time fans and lovers of retro tech candy. A recently […]
June 7, 2024
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Humane Warns AI Pin Users To Stop Using Charging Case ‘Immediately’—May Combust
Image via Humane Humane’s AI Pin, the much-anticipated wearable initially billed as the “iPhone killer,” has stoked the flames of users, quite literally. This time, it’s a cause for concern, not just disappointment. The company recently issued an urgent safety warning imploring customers to “immediately” cease using the charging case due to a potential fire […]
June 7, 2024
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Apple Often Casts its Own Employees to Model in Its Photos
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‘Garfield’ Creator Clarifies Suggestive 1990 Comic That Sent Minds To The Gutter
Illustration 74762454 © Nichacha | Dreamstime.com Is dog semen to Jon Arbuckle what lasagna is to Garfield? A peculiar rumor that has persisted online for years involves the comic strip for May 30, 1990, depicting the Monday-abhoring protagonist’s owner consuming a less-than-palatable beverage. Speculations became so hard to swallow (heh) that the franchise’s creator, Jim […]
June 7, 2024
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Nvidia Is Now Worth Than Apple—as Market Value Surges Past $3 Trillion
The AI chipmaker’s market capitalization has skyrocketed to a staggering $3.014 trillion, surpassing Apple’s valuation of $3.00 trillion. This surge in value is largely attributed to the ongoing AI boom, which has seen mega-cap tech companies scramble to secure Nvidia’s supply-constrained AI-enabling GPU chips.
June 6, 2024
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2024’s Best Comedy Pet Photos Will Help You Get Past The Neigh-Gativity
Dancing Queen by © Vera Faupel / Comedy Pets, highly commended. Image courtesy and featured with permission Paws for laughter! The Comedy Pet Photo Awards has unleashed the winners of its 2024 edition, with Sarah Haskell taking the top prize for her delightful photo titled Not Just for Cats!. The winning shot features her dog […]
June 6, 2024
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Netflix Transforms ‘Emily in Paris’ And ‘Selling Sunset’ Into interactive Games
Netflix, the world’s leading video-on-demand streaming giant, is expanding its horizons. The company has been actively venturing into gaming over recent months, and has just announced plans to launch 14 new video games. Among these, three stand out – games inspired by the popular shows ‘Emily in Paris’, ‘Selling Sunset’ and dating reality TV show […]
June 6, 2024
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Toyota Issues Massive Recall: Over 100,000 Vehicles At Risk of Engine Failure
The issue at the heart of the recall is debris from the manufacturing process that may contaminate the engine. This contamination could cause the main bearings to fail, resulting in an engine stall and loss of drive power. The vehicles affected by this recall were built with V35A six-cylinder engines.
June 6, 2024
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US ‘Electoral Coins’ Want You To Vote With Your Head (Not Tail, Or Luck)
Video screenshot via IssueVoter While it may sound absurd, many states still resort to flipping a coin to break electoral ties—a tradition that’s been around since the time of the Founding Fathers—leaving critical decisions up to pure chance. However, there’s a price to pay with every individual vote. Emphasizing this, nonpartisan online group IssueVoter has […]
June 6, 2024
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Pixar Releases Final Trailer For ‘Inside Out 2’—More Riled Up Feelings For Riley
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Deleted Scene From Disney’s ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Doubles As A Poignant Travel PSA
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Reza Harek
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Fables
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