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A buffalo nicknamed “Donald Trump” because of its blond tuft of hair has officially been pardoned from slaughter in Bangladesh and sent to the national zoo instead.

May 29, 2026

Before assuming your savings disappeared into the abyss, there’s a good chance your bank app is just dealing with its own issues.

May 28, 2026

The new Bob’s Red Mill packaging looks like it shops at the farmers market and owns expensive ceramic bowls.

May 28, 2026

Building a movie around proprietary AI tools gets complicated when the company behind them suddenly pulls the plug.

May 28, 2026

Makers of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ are suing over a Snoopy game soundtrack said to echo the classic music a little too closely.

May 27, 2026

BTS, Drake, Harry Styles didn’t just break records this year. They broke streaming too.

May 27, 2026

Logitech’s new mouse feels like an office chair for your hand.

May 27, 2026

AI outages are becoming a routine frustration, with Status Is Down tracking showing chatbots like Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, Copilot, Grok, DeepSeek, Character.AI, and Midjourney all suffering disruptions throughout May 2026. Unlike traditional apps, AI platforms buckle under global demand, break in fragile API chains, and overload GPUs, often leaving users staring at “529” errors or […]

May 27, 2026

Steve Wozniak mentioned AI during a graduation speech and somehow got cheers instead of boos. His secret? He said students already have “Actual Intelligence.”

May 27, 2026

NESCAFÉ has unveiled its “Third Half” campaign to reframe post‑match rituals during the World Cup, spotlighting coffee as the fuel for lively fan debates. Anchored by soccer legends Landon Donovan and Luis García, the initiative introduces a playful limited‑edition espresso keg designed for watch parties. Priced at $10, the keg dispenses up to 20 servings […]

May 27, 2026

Pope Leo XIV just made AI the defining issue of his papacy. In his first manifesto, he warned the world to “slow down” before algorithms—a modern Tower of Babel—outrun humanity.

May 27, 2026

The era of the “ghost button” was a massive mistake that prioritized minimalist purity over actual usability, effectively hiding the most important part of your site from your customers. In 2026, the “Human Premium” belongs to the brands that bring back depth, clarity, and the unmistakable power of a button.

May 27, 2026

Meta has quietly debuted ‘Forum,’ a Reddit‑style app designed to give Facebook Groups their own streamlined space. The platform emphasizes lightweight, text‑first discussions, with users posting under nicknames while admins retain access to real identities. Forum strips away the clutter of traditional Facebook, offering a cleaner hub for community conversations enhanced by AI moderation. The […]

May 26, 2026

Los Angeles Magazine’s surreal AI cover featuring Spencer Pratt and Nithya Raman has people debating whether publications are replacing artists too quickly.

May 26, 2026

The gold T1 Phone hasn’t fully arrived yet, but its customer database reportedly made an early appearance online.

May 26, 2026

The Cybertruck can cross shallow water. One driver decided to test what happens when the water is… not shallow

May 26, 2026

Bringing a new business idea to life requires a great deal of planning and preparation. One of the first and most crucial steps is to create a persuasive business or project proposal. However, creating a proposal from scratch can be time-consuming, especially for those new to entrepreneurship. That’s where proposal templates come in. These business […]

May 26, 2026

Google’s AI got so conversational it started treating dictionary lookups like chatbot prompts.

May 25, 2026

Nintendo somehow made a fever-dream game where your cousin’s awkward birthday photo can become a survival challenge.

May 25, 2026

A hidden medical kit inside a Pompeii cast is helping archaeologists reconstruct one man’s final moments.

May 25, 2026