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  • KFC Heads To Springfield With ‘The Simpsons’-Inspired Doughnut Burger & Menu

    Homer Simpson’s dream meal might finally be real. Fried chicken, pink doughnuts, Squishees, and even “Catsup” have landed on KFC’s menu.

    July 29, 2026

  • Marmots Get An OnlyFans Page After Federal Research Funding Cuts

    Forget influencers—these marmots are the latest stars on OnlyFans, and they’re helping researchers keep a 60-year study alive.

    July 29, 2026

  • Erling Haaland Is The MVP Of This Menstrual Cycle Explainer

    Erling Haaland’s varied facial expressions have become a crash course in the menstrual cycle.

    July 29, 2026

  • Disney Layoffs Hit Pixar Hardest As Entertainment Giant Streamlines Operations

    The magic comes with a tough reality. Disney is trimming hundreds of jobs, with Pixar taking the biggest hit among its film studio despite the success of ‘Toy Story 5’.

    July 29, 2026

  • Jeffrey Epstein Appears To Model Meta & Ray-Ban’s Smart Glasses On New Ads

    What do Kylie Jenner, Jeffrey Epstein, and Meta’s smart glasses have in common? A guerrilla campaign that’s making people do a serious double take.

    July 29, 2026

  • White House Drops Donald Trump Into Domino’s Viral ‘Starts With D’ Meme

    The White House has joined Domino’s Pizza UK’s viral “Starts With D” meme, responding with a photo of President Donald Trump and the caption, “We know a guy.” The post came two days after Domino’s invited users to complete the phrase “starts with D and never disappoints,” sparking thousands of humorous and political replies. The […]

    July 29, 2026

  • Why Your Favorite Websites Look Like 2005 (And Why You Secretly Love It)

    Why are the world’s most powerful websites still stuck in the early 2000s? While boutique brands chase “sleek” designs that only end up frustrating users, giants like Amazon and Google have realized that “ugly” is actually a superpower for trust and speed.

    July 29, 2026

  • Kim Kardashian Raises the Bar With Self-Aware Energy Drink Ad

    Kim Kardashian uses humor and self-awareness to introduce UPDATE, the energy-drink company she joined as a co-founder. In the advertisement, she stages a mock press conference and responds playfully to questions about tabloid stories, her legal studies, and attempts to pass the bar examination. The campaign highlights her involvement in reshaping the company’s packaging, identity, […]

    July 28, 2026

  • Meghan Markle Makes ‘MasterChef Australia’ Debut With Surprise Call From Harry

    Meghan Markle appeared as a judge on MasterChef Australia, where contestants were asked to transform ingredients into dishes suitable for a duchess. During judging, producers handed Meghan her phone as Prince Harry joined by video call. She introduced him to the contestants and showed him their creations, joking that one spicy dish might overwhelm his […]

    July 28, 2026

  • Trump Blasts Into ‘Rick And Morty’-Style Multiverse In Bizarre White House Video

    The White House sparked confusion online after posting a bizarre Rick and Morty-style animated video featuring Donald Trump and JD Vance flying through space in a saucer while dodging a winged demon. The surreal clip, shared on X, included Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer peeling off his face to reveal a robot, border czar Tom […]

    July 28, 2026

  • PETA Tucks Into Old KFCs, Plans To Convert Them Into ‘Chicken Empathy’ Museums

    A former KFC could soon become food for thought. PETA wants to turn the vacant restaurant into a museum devoted to the lives behind the buckets.

    July 28, 2026

  • The Four Seasons Of The Internet: Who Stole The Thunder In 2025?

    After more than 10,000 reports, one thing became clear. Different industries ruled different seasons of the internet last year.

    July 28, 2026

  • McDonald’s Serves Up Fries Backpack That Packs More Than Lunch

    Fries on the side has officially become fries on your sides. McDonald’s newest backpack is as practical as it is playful.

    July 28, 2026

  • Donald Trump’s AI Image Spree Goes From Iran Strikes To 2028 Campaign Teases

    Donald Trump unleashed a rapid‑fire AI image spree on Truth Social, posting a stream of digitally generated scenes that jumped from imagined Iran strike visuals to playful nods at a potential 2028 campaign. The posts blended geopolitical fantasy with political self‑promotion, creating a chaotic mix of wartime imagery, heroic portrayals, and future‑election teases. The barrage […]

    July 28, 2026

  • Michelin-Starred Chef Could Face Jail After Serving Black Ants On Dessert

    A Michelin‑starred restaurant in Seoul is facing prosecution after allegedly serving sorbet topped with black ants, an ingredient not approved under South Korea’s Food Sanitation Act. Authorities claim the two‑star venue in Gangnam offered the ant garnish more than 12,000 times between 2021 and early 2025, generating about 120 million won in revenue. Investigators also […]

    July 27, 2026

  • The Months When Outages Hit The Hardest In 2025

    In 2025, outage activity showed clear seasonal peaks, with July leading at 1,169 reports and January trailing at 423. The year recorded 10,214 outages overall, reflecting heightened disruption during summer and autumn months. October, August, November, and September also ranked among the busiest, each exceeding 950 reports. By contrast, early months like February and March […]

    July 27, 2026

  • Cherish Your Tokens, Grumpy Designer

    In case you didn’t notice, it’s getting more expensive to ride the AI bandwagon. Web professionals are using the technology to do more than write code. We’re also employing it for just about every other task you can think of – even the most mundane ones. Tools like OpenClaw are taking our usage to new […]

    July 27, 2026

  • Sydney Sweeney Brings Small Town Girl Charm To SYRN’s Latest Capsule

    Sydney Sweeney brings her small‑town girl charm to SYRN’s latest capsule, blending playful lingerie with cozy, everyday style. The collection highlights her approachable persona while elevating SYRN’s fashion credibility. With soft textures and youthful designs, the capsule balances intimacy and comfort, appealing to fans who admire Sweeney’s authenticity. The collaboration positions her as both muse […]

    July 25, 2026

  • LEGO & Olivia Rodrigo Create Five Collectible Sets Inspired By Her Music

    LEGO has teamed up with Olivia Rodrigo to create five displayable sets that turn key moments from her career into brick-built keepsakes. The range draws from her albums SOUR, GUTS, and you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love, while referencing her concerts, costumes, lyrics, and Filipino background. Fans can build a guitar, […]

    July 25, 2026

  • Lamine Yamal Co-Designs First Capsule Collection With American Eagle

    Lamine Yamal is stepping into fashion with his first capsule collection for American Eagle, arriving September 3. Fresh off his World Cup triumph, the 19‑year‑old star helped shape the 25‑piece lineup, giving the brand a youthful boost and adding his own creative input to the designs. The collection blends relaxed silhouettes, rugby tops, woven pants, […]

    July 25, 2026

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